Trait Counts
How often each trait appears across all 10,000 Failed Prezzies, including the creator
reserve. "None" means the token has nothing in that slot. Rarity describes how often traits appear, not value.
Background Black 1,592 16% Gray 622 6.2% Blue 622 6.2% Desaturated Blue 622 6.2% Cyan 622 6.2% Navy 622 6.2% Dark Gray 622 6.2% Teal 622 6.2% Cream 622 6.2% Warm Gold 622 6.2% Rats Rats 499 5.0% Green 250 2.5% Red 250 2.5% Orange 250 2.5% Lavender 250 2.5% Pink 250 2.5% Violet 250 2.5% Apocalypse Wasteland 200 2.0% Circus Tent 200 2.0% Ozymandias 200 2.0% Starship Bridge 200 2.0% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Thought Bubble None 3,339 33% Trickle-Down Relief 420 4.2% Middle Class Specter 420 4.2% Concept of a Plan 420 4.2% The Everyman Tax Cut 420 4.2% Stabbed in the Back 420 4.2% Unflattering 350 3.5% Totally Someone Else's Note 350 3.5% Craterface 300 3.0% Happy Mask 300 3.0% Rageface 300 3.0% The Son-in-Law Special 260 2.6% Kamala Celebrations 250 2.5% Disapproving Prezzies 250 2.5% Isekai 250 2.5% Kamala Smirk 250 2.5% Best Buds 150 1.5% Kim's Crush 150 1.5% Cankles Close-Up 125 1.3% Pleased Vlad 125 1.3% Rats Rats Rats 125 1.3% Diaper Cam 125 1.3% Droopy Rudy 125 1.3% Atomic Dreams 125 1.3% Confused Swan 125 1.3% Disappointed Fred 125 1.3% Dragon Rider 90 0.9% Laughing Obama 75 0.8% Self Doubt 75 0.8% Cheat Sheet 75 0.8% Perhaps There'd Be Blowup Doll 75 0.8% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Skin Base 5,458 55% Clown 899 9.0% Sunken 799 8.0% Worm Emperor 599 6.0% Runny Spray Tan 599 6.0% Rotten Zombie 390 3.9% Reptilian 390 3.9% Natural Skin 300 3.0% Marmalade War Paint 190 1.9% Fool's Gold 150 1.5% Cyber Prezzy 95 0.9% "Cat" Overlord 90 0.9% True Form 30 0.3% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Clothes Business Suit 2,538 25% Disheveled Suit 1,499 15% Sloppy Suit 798 8.0% Oh Prezzy Where Art Thou 700 7.0% No Shirt (Base) 549 5.5% Dictator Drab 501 5.0% Urban Cowboy 451 4.5% Inmate Orange 400 4.0% Sundress 351 3.5% Tuxedo 300 3.0% Toga 299 3.0% Bathrobe 299 3.0% Samurai Armor 250 2.5% Lederhosen 150 1.5% Gimp Suit 150 1.5% Magical Girl Outfit 100 1.0% No Shirt (Clown) 95 0.9% "Cat" Overlord 90 0.9% No Shirt (Sunken) 80 0.8% Crusader-in-Chief 75 0.8% No Shirt (Runny Spray Tan) 70 0.7% No Shirt (Worm Emperor) 56 0.6% Golden Jacket 40 0.4% No Shirt (Rotten Zombie) 38 0.4% No Shirt (Reptilian) 33 0.3% No Shirt (Marmalade War Paint) 24 0.2% No Shirt (Natural Skin) 22 0.2% No Shirt (Cyber Prezzy) 11 0.1% No Shirt ("Cat" Overlord) 9 <0.1% No Shirt (Fool's Gold) 9 <0.1% No Shirt (True Form) 2 <0.1% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Eyes Weary 1,606 16% Angry 799 8.0% Steepled 799 8.0% Uncomfy 799 8.0% Smiling Squint 799 8.0% Base 799 8.0% Closed and Raised 549 5.5% Fearful 549 5.5% Sad 549 5.5% Suspicious Squint 549 5.5% Bored 549 5.5% Old Man Squint 549 5.5% Wide 549 5.5% Spiral 200 2.0% "Cat" Overlord 90 0.9% Robot Eyes 75 0.8% Thirsty 75 0.8% Mouths for Eyes 75 0.8% True Form 30 0.3% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Eye Item None 7,242 72% Witness Stand Specs 549 5.5% Eclipse Shades 481 4.8% Degen Shades 481 4.8% Chibi Eyes 275 2.8% VR Headset 240 2.4% Robot Lens 206 2.1% Blind Trust Visor 206 2.1% Bug Eyes 206 2.1% Crowd Size Estimator 103 1.0% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Mouth Frown 1,625 16% Pout 619 6.2% Wide Frown 619 6.2% Base 619 6.2% Neutral 619 6.2% Sinister 569 5.7% Bottom Teeth 569 5.7% Pucker 390 3.9% Fearful 390 3.9% Weary 390 3.9% Bawling 390 3.9% Oh 390 3.9% Ooo 390 3.9% Bucktooth 365 3.6% The 'Stache 300 3.0% Chibi Mouth 250 2.5% Bubblegum 200 2.0% Vampire Fangs 150 1.5% Zipper Mouth 150 1.5% JK Mask 150 1.5% Dolla Bills 150 1.5% Golden Pacifier 125 1.3% Forked Tongue 125 1.3% Ball Gag 100 1.0% Thirsty 90 0.9% The Truth 75 0.8% Cheshire Grin 75 0.8% Rotten 75 0.8% True Form 30 0.3% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Head Combover 3,181 32% Hate Again Cap 699 7.0% Failed Stamp 649 6.5% Commie Hat 599 6.0% Laurel Wreath 599 6.0% Dunce Cap 599 6.0% Devil Horns 499 5.0% Windy 499 5.0% Small Brain Cutaway 350 3.5% Tinfoil Hat 300 3.0% Au Naturel 300 3.0% Spinner Hat 300 3.0% Skunk Hat 300 3.0% Big Sun Hat 250 2.5% Karen Cut 250 2.5% Bald Pate 200 2.0% Gamer Girl 200 2.0% Urban Cowboy Hat 125 1.3% "Cat" Overlord 90 0.9% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Face Item None 9,439 94% Ear Bandage 400 4.0% Anime Orc 150 1.5% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Hand Prop None 2,466 25% Smartphone 952 9.5% Megaphone 901 9.0% Beat-Up Burg 750 7.5% Toy Fighter Jet 750 7.5% Flaming Constitution 601 6.0% Paddleball 452 4.5% Grabbin' 446 4.5% Stolen Lollipop 390 3.9% T-Rex Toy 350 3.5% Foam Finger #1 297 3.0% Crazy Juice 250 2.5% Golden TP 246 2.5% Magical Girl Rod 200 2.0% Ray Gun 150 1.5% Cursed Tiki Idol 147 1.5% Monkey's Paw 147 1.5% Skinny Grimoire 146 1.5% The Cutest Rat 125 1.3% Muscleman 100 1.0% Bejeweled Airplane 73 0.7% Divine Ordnance 50 0.5% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Desk Prop None 1,992 20% Nothing to See Here 1,598 16% Top Secret 749 7.5% Diet Cola Button 450 4.5% Dippable Piggy Bank 450 4.5% Burnt Steak 450 4.5% Draft Dodging Trophy 450 4.5% Narcissist's Prayer 450 4.5% Burned Returns 450 4.5% Golf Clubs 450 4.5% Roe Slayer Trophy 250 2.5% Bobblehead 250 2.5% Environmental Destruction Terrarium 250 2.5% Lifetime Achievement: The House Always Loses 200 2.0% Lifetime Achievement: Six-Time Champion 200 2.0% Lifetime Achievement: The Stiffie 200 2.0% ICBM 200 2.0% Pandora's Box 200 2.0% If She Weren't My Daughter 150 1.5% Small Gifts from Dad 125 1.3% Participation Trophy 125 1.3% Pile o' Rats 100 1.0% Hogtied 100 1.0% Censored Slime 75 0.8% D'Artagnon 75 0.8% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Lamp Yes 6,419 64% No 3,570 36% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Placard Yes 6,043 60% No 3,946 39% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
Flag Yes 9,313 93% No 676 6.8% Not on this token type 11 0.1%
1 of 1 On Your Way Out 1 <0.1% Swamp Marm 1 <0.1% Stall Tactics 1 <0.1% Fusion Dance 1 <0.1% Ball and Chain 1 <0.1% Sh*thole 2028 1 <0.1% Shoulder to Lean On 1 <0.1% Terrific Guy 1 <0.1% Super Dooper 1 <0.1% Duality of Vlad 1 <0.1% Civil Discourse 1 <0.1% Not on this token type 9,989 100%
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