The Collection
Every edition is unique. Every edition is regrettable.
Supply: 10,000
Chain: Base
The Cheat Sheet
Campaign Donation
Tax Returns (Shredded)
Concept of a Brain
Concept of a Plan
Holy Allegiance
Poopie Dipes
The Clown Hour
Tinfoil Crown
Lifetime Achievement
Diplomacy, Allegedly
The Power Couple
NFTs as numbered are illustrative examples only and do not represent final edition numbers or ordering.
The Origin
History has produced many great leaders. This collection is not about any of them. It is about a different kind of leader entirely — the kind that arrives tangerine-tinted, improbably coiffed, and absolutely convinced of his own genius despite substantial evidence to the contrary.
The Marmalade Edition is named for the hue. You know the one: somewhere between a traffic cone and a jar left too long in a warm cupboard, a shade that exists in nature primarily as a warning signal.
Failed Prezzies: Marmalade Edition is 10,000 algorithmically generated portraits of the most colourful occupant of the world's most powerful desk — each one a unique scene, a unique humiliation, a unique slice of a very specific kind of history that we are all, somehow, still living through.
"A Failed Prezzie is forever. Unfortunately."
How Minting Works
Linear bonding curve. Early minters pay less. Democracy is first-come, first-served.
Total Supply
10,000
ERC-721A on Base
Public Mint
9,500
Open to all
Reserved
500
Team · Giveaways · Collabs
Price "Curve"
$20 → $40 · Linear Bonding "Curve"
Price rises as supply is claimed. Mint early, pay less.
Phase 1
Allowlist Mint
September 2026
- Whitelist-only — early supporters first
- Locked-in price before the curve moves
- Per-wallet cap enforced on-chain
- ~1,500 spots, no exceptions
Phase 2
Public Mint
Late October 2026
- Open to everyone
- Bonding curve pricing: $20 → $40
- Max 5 per transaction
- Blind box — reveal post-mint
Own a piece of
the disaster.
Minting is live. Each Failed Prezzie is unique, randomly assigned, and permanently on-chain. History doesn't repeat itself, but it does mint.
Starting Price
$20
Supply
10,000
Max 5 per transaction. You cannot choose which Prezzie you get. That's democracy.